Alexander


 * Hi My name is Alexander. We live on Earls Road in a nice house in St.Clair. Earlsroad is on a hill. My baby sister is called Angelina, my small sister is called sophia and my big brother is called William or Will.My baby sister is 4 months old, Sophia is 7 years old and Wiliam is 14 years old.**



My recipe

Slimy Meatballs with bones and rats

Ingredients Makes five middle size bowls
 * 15 frog legs
 * 15 monkey eyes
 * 20 cups of slime
 * 5 dead rats
 * 5 lion bones


 * 1) Put the twenty cups of slime into a big bowl.
 * 2) Cut the monkey eyes and the frog legs in half, squish them together, roll them into meat balls and put them with the twenty cups of slime.
 * 3) Cut the rat heads and tails off and put their bodies with the mixture.
 * 4) Tie the rat tails around the lion bones, and put them with the mixture.
 * 5) Boil the mixture for half an hour on 50 degrease.
 * 6) Serve with the rat heads.
 * 7) Eat and enjoy!